BRIDESHEAD CROSSOVER
(SO HARD)
Evelyn is at home at Piers Court and the second volume of his war memoirs, Officers and Gentlemen, is about to come out. He's being interviewed by Tim Raisin when suddenly Waugh starts reminiscing about Oxford.
"OXFORD, OXFORD, OXFORD, OXFORD, OXFORD, OXFORD, OXFORD, OXFORD, OXFORD, OXFORD, OXFORD, OXFORD, OXFORD, OXFORD, OXFORD, OXFORD…" 
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Tim Raisin is knocked arse over tip. Did we even notice what happened there? Evelyn made reference to his God-given time at Oxford.
God-given, lavender hair-oiled, time at Oxford.
Time…
And he simply took it from there:
"Crossover so hard, Cyril hair-oiled himself."
"Crossover so hard, Harold hair-oiled himself."
"Crossover so hard, Quennell soiled himself."
"Crossover so hard, Robert hair-oiled himself."
"Crossover so hard, Patrick hair-oiled himself."
"Crossover so hard, Quennell soiled himself. Again."